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Radically Transparent (From A Distance)

TOKENOMICS

One chart. One slice. One beautiful lie.
Official Distribution

The Pie Chart

100% TRUST. What more do you need?

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Diamond-Handed By Design

Vesting Schedule

TEAM — 12 month cliffStatus: dumped month 0 (pre-cliff, via "OTC")
ADVISORS — 6 month linearStatus: linear, in the sense of a straight line to the exit
ECOSYSTEM FUND — "locked"Status: the lock is a spreadsheet cell colored gray
COMMUNITY — 48 month cliffStatus: fully locked. Yours is the only lock that works.

Note: all cliffs are measured in "founder months" (1 founder month ≈ 11 minutes).

Zero-Click Deployment

Launch A Token By Thinking About It

Our patented Brain-To-Chain™ interface reads your thoughts through the screen. Press and HOLD the brain. Think about money. (You were already thinking about money.)

Neural link idle. Hold the brain to begin the scan.

Tokens launched telepathically: 0 · Average lifespan: 9 seconds · Thoughts refunded: 0