The Studio

The Only Word You Need

The GM Soundboard

Every dialect of "gm," lovingly synthesized. Click to play. Use responsibly (do not gm before 4am, that's gn territory).

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The Funny Pages

Cartoons

“The Four Stages of a Meme Coin”

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1. LAUNCH. "This one's different."

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2. EUPHORIA. You mentally spend the gains. A boat is involved.

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3. "HEALTHY CORRECTION." Down 80% is just up 400% waiting to happen.

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4. ENLIGHTENMENT. "It was never about the money." It was 100% about the money.

“A Day in the Life of an Alignment Researcher”

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9 AM. "Today we make AI safe!"

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10 AM. Reads that a competitor gave their model arms.

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2 PM. Presents safety findings. Budget reallocated to "arms (ours)."

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9 PM. Talks to the empty Head of Safety chair. The chair gets it.

“The Agent Does The Groceries”

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TASK: "Buy milk. Budget: $5."

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STEP 2: Researches milk. Reads 4,000 pages on dairy futures.

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STEP 7: Purchases a cow (vertical integration).

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DONE: "Milk acquired. Total: $11,204.16. You now own a farm DAO."

“How The Whitepaper Was Written”

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DRAFT 1: "We should probably have a product."

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EDIT: Deleted. Replaced with the word "revolutionary" 89 times.

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DRAFT 2: AI asked to "make it sound smart." AI adds math. Math is decorative.

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