Verify this against our official X and Telegram before you paste it anywhere. If someone DMs you a "different" CA, a "presale," or a "private round," that is a raccoon in a trench coat. Our raccoons do not DM.
Fun fact: this address ends in "pump" because every Pump.fun contract does. It is not a prediction. It is a suffix. Please do not build a thesis on a suffix.
Official Everything
The Links
🍸 Yes, the Telegram is called Martini Labs. It has "Labs" in the name, which our due diligence department ruled "close enough." Our due diligence department is a rat. The motion carried 9–0; the Goose honked twice and it counted as two.
Grayed-out = not live yet. Anything claiming to be us before these light up is an impostor (and honestly, copying a parody site is a new low — respect).
Onboarding, Degen Edition
How To Buy
Get a Solana wallet
Download Phantom (phantom.app) or Solflare on your phone or browser. Write your seed phrase on actual paper. Not a screenshot. Not a note called "seed phrase." Paper. The lab rats insist.
Get some SOL
Buy SOL on a major exchange (Coinbase, Kraken, etc.) and withdraw it to your wallet address. Send a tiny test amount first — the blockchain does not have an "undo," which is the whole plot of crypto.
Go to Pump.fun and paste the CA
Use ONLY the contract address from the box above. Search results and DMs are where clone coins live. The CA is the coin; the name and logo can be faked in 40 seconds.
Swap. Then go touch grass.
Enter an amount you are fully at peace with turning into a funny story. Confirm. Congratulations, you now hold a meme that admits it's a meme. Screenshot your entry — it goes in the museum either way.
Notarized By The Goose
The Honesty Manifesto
WHAT, ME ALIGN? — THE PLEDGE
It's a meme. There is no product, no AI, no roadmap. There is a website, and the website is funny. That is the entire fundamental analysis.
No fake promises. We will never announce "utility coming soon," a "partnership," or an "audit" that is a JPEG. If we ever say those words, it's on the Sketches page, as a bit.
Public behavior. Wallets on a public chain don't lie. Watch them. That's the point of the chain. (It's the only part of crypto that ever worked as advertised.)
No price talk. We will never tell you it's going up. We don't know. Nobody knows. The people who say they know are the reason our Rug Pull Field Guide exists.
Entertainment budget only. If losing 100% of what you put in would change your week, don't put it in. The lab rats mean this one. The lab rats have seen things.
The jokes stay free. Token or no token, the site, the games, and the actually-useful resources stay free forever. The comedy is the product; everything else is confetti.
The Shill Kit (Ethically Sourced)
Spread The Squeak
Pre-written posts, zero fake hype. Post as-is or remix. Honesty is the meta now — we checked.
Found a meme coin whose tokenomics page is one pie chart labeled 100% TRUST, with an audit button that ruins everything. $AILABS — the parody is the product 🐭🧪
This site has a Rug Pull Simulator that teaches you how you'll lose money, a Doomsday Clock that actually ticks, and a board of directors that includes a goose. $AILABS 🐭
Every meme coin: "utility coming soon." $AILABS: "there is no utility, here's a soundboard of gm noises and a real reading list about AI safety." gm to the honest ones 🧪
