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AI Labs Coin — a Mad-Magazine-style parody of AI labs and crypto. Lab rats in white coats holding beakers and an AI Labs Coin.
The Official Unofficial Satire Rag of the AI×Crypto Industrial Complex

AI LABS COIN

“What, Me Align?”

A loving Mad-Magazine-style parody of AI labs, crypto bros, rug pulls, and the debate over whether the machines end the world before or after your token unlocks.

BUY $AILABSlive on pump.fun · still a meme
Play the Games 🎮 Meet the Models 💅 To The Moon 🚀
New Here? 15-Second Orientation

START HERE

1️⃣

This is satire.

A Mad-Magazine-style parody of the AI×crypto industrial complex. Every page is a joke. Several jokes are also true. That's the uncomfortable part.

2️⃣

There's real stuff hidden inside.

Like the fold-in on a back cover: real books, free AI courses, and a genuine rug-pull field guide live in the FAQ & Cult page. The jokes are the sugar; that's the medicine.

3️⃣

The token is live.

$AILABS is on Pump.fun — the only meme coin honest enough to admit it's a meme on page one. Read the Honesty Manifesto before doing anything your Bag Sign would regret.

Changes Every 24 Hours, Like Our Roadmap

Today In The Lab

Joke of the Day —
The Test Subjects Unionized

Meet The Lab Rats

🐭 Hover a card to see them at work in the actual laboratory.

Prof. Squeakenheimer
Prof. SqueakenheimerChief Executive Rat · Holding The AI Serum

Prof. Squeakenheimer

Runs The Lab Now
Doomrat
DoomratChief Worry Officer · Hacking Protocol Engaged

Doomrat

p(doom) Whiskers
Cheddar
CheddarTreasury Rat · Building The Future, Allegedly

Cheddar

The Cheese IS The Liquidity
Meet All Six Lab Rats 🐭
Frequently Screamed Question

What Even Is This?

🧐

Meaning?

None detected. We ran the whitepaper through three LLMs. One hallucinated a meaning. We fired it.

🔧

Utility?

Immense. Holding $AILABS teaches patience, humility, and the five stages of grief — often in one afternoon.

🗺️

Roadmap?

Q1: Meme. Q2: Meme (community-driven). Q3: ??? Q4: Meme harder. 2027: The metaverse, if anyone remembers it.

🐸

Is it just a meme?

Finally, an honest question. Yes. It is 100% a meme. That's the tokenomics, the tech, and the exit strategy. At least we told you.

🏦

Is it a security?

It's barely a website. Regulators have classified it as "a cry for help with a ticker symbol."

🤝

Can I trust the devs?

The devs are three raccoons in a trench coat running a fine-tuned model on a laptop from 2014. So… more than most projects.

Peer Review Pending Forever

Inside The Laboratory

Raw Hype
Investor Tears
Synthetic Data
p(doom), distilled
EXP-001: Teaching the model shame FAILED
EXP-002: Aligning incentives 404
EXP-007: Model that says "I don't know" HALLUCINATED
EXP-013: Benchmark we can't beat DELETING
EXP-021: Agent with a budget limit BOUGHT 12 BOATS
EXP-042: AGI (internal) "ACHIEVED"
EXP-069: Touching grass RESCHEDULED
It Is Actually Ticking. You're Welcome.

The AI Doomsday Clock

DOOM
T-minus --:-- to Doom
Clock recalibrates live based on breaking developments in the field:
Exclusive Footage

LEAKED: AGI Training Video

REC
▶ PRESS PLAY
smuggled out of the lab in a USB stick shaped like a banana
00:00 / 00:19

Footage authenticity verified by the same auditors who verified the liquidity lock.