The Token FAQ
Ask Us Anything (We'll Dodge It)
What is $AILABS?
A meme. That's it. That's the tech, the tokenomics, and the exit strategy. We are the only project in the space with a fully transparent value proposition: there isn't one.
Legal calls this "aggressively honest." Legal has since resigned.
What's the utility?
The friends we lost along the way. Also: holding $AILABS grants access to this website, which is free, so technically the utility is negative once you count gas fees.
Is there a roadmap?
Yes. Q1: Meme. Q2: Meme (community-driven). Q3: ??? Q4: Meme harder. Long-term vision: to still be a meme, but with a conference booth.
Wen moon?
Moon is a state of mind. Astronomically speaking, the moon moves about 3.8cm away from Earth every year, which is also our price chart.
Is it a security?
It's barely a website. However, our lawyers advise us to state clearly: this is a parody, there is no token, and if someone sells you an "$AILABS token" they are speedrunning our Rug Pull Field Guide in real life. Do not buy it.
Who is the dev?
The dev is asleep. The dev is always asleep. Sightings of the dev are considered bullish and are traded as such. The dev's last commit message was "final_final_FIXED_v2 (do not touch)."
Why did the price go down?
Manipulation, FUD, Mercury retrograde, "macro." Why did it go up? Fundamentals, genius community, inevitable destiny. This is called technical analysis.
Is the liquidity locked?
The liquidity is locked in the same sense that a diary with a tiny heart-shaped padlock is locked: yes, and the person you're worried about has the key.
What does "AI-powered" mean here?
It means at some point, an AI was near the project. Possibly it wrote this FAQ. Possibly it IS this FAQ. gm.
The Fold-In
The Actually Useful Part
Beneath the jokes: real resources, all free, every link live. No affiliate codes, no referral kickbacks, no token. Just things worth your time. Links open in a new tab so you don't lose the rats.
📚 Books That Slap
- The Alignment Problem — Brian Christian
The clearest tour of why "make AI do what we mean" is genuinely hard. Start here.
- Human Compatible — Stuart Russell
A fix-it proposal from the co-author of the standard AI textbook.
- Superintelligence — Nick Bostrom
The book that made "paperclip maximizer" a dinner-party phrase.
- Life 3.0 — Max Tegmark
Scenarios from utopia to oops, with the hype filtered out.
- Co-Intelligence — Ethan Mollick
The practical one: how to actually work with these tools today.
- Number Go Up — Zeke Faux
A hilarious, horrifying tour of crypto's wildest era. Reads like our homepage but happened.
Buy them anywhere. Better: your library has them for free, which is the single best yield in finance.
🛠️ Learn & Tinker (Free)
Total cost of the above: $0. Total cost of the average "AI course" ad in your feed: $997.
🎥 Watch This Instead Of Charts
🚩 Rug Pull Field Guide + Tools
- Check the holders yourself. Paste any contract into Solscan, Etherscan, or DEX Screener. If ten wallets hold most of the supply and were funded together, that's the whole story.
- Run a token check. RugCheck flags mint authority, freeze authority, and LP status in seconds. Not gospel — but free.
- Anonymous team + "audit coming soon" = the audit is you, later, of your losses.
- Guaranteed returns. Nothing legal guarantees returns. See the SEC's investor protection hub.
- Know the playbook. The FTC's guide to crypto scams is short, free, and describes exactly what will happen to you.
- Watch it happen to others. Web3 Is Going Just Great is a running ledger of every disaster, with dollar amounts.
🧠 Follow The Real Debate
- Epoch AI
Actual data on compute, scaling, and timelines. Charts that mean something.
- Stanford AI Index Report
The big annual measurement of where AI genuinely stands. Free PDF.
- Import AI — Jack Clark
Weekly, thoughtful, from someone inside the industry who worries out loud.
- The Batch — Andrew Ng
The optimist's newsletter. Read alongside the above for stereo vision.
- Alignment Forum & LessWrong
Where doomers and optimists argue with footnotes instead of memes.
- Simon Willison's blog
The most useful running commentary on what these tools can actually do this week.
- Citation Needed — Molly White
The sharpest crypto-and-tech criticism being written. Receipts included.
Read at least one source you disagree with. That's the entire method.
🐦 Who To Follow On 𝕏
A small, well-chosen list beats following 400 accounts that repost each other. Live profile links:
- @karpathyAndrej Karpathy — ex-OpenAI/Tesla. Explains deep ideas simply, builds in public.
- @emollickEthan Mollick — Wharton professor. What AI actually changes about work and school.
- @simonwSimon Willison — the practical builder's feed. Real prompts, real limits, honest failures.
- @jackclarkSFJack Clark — Anthropic co-founder, writes Import AI. Policy and capability, together.
- @ylecunYann LeCun — Turing Award winner and the field's most prominent skeptic of LLM hype.
- @AndrewYNgAndrew Ng — taught half the field. Relentlessly practical, relentlessly optimistic.
- @GaryMarcusGary Marcus — the loudest critic of scaling. Follow specifically to be argued with.
- @random_walkerArvind Narayanan — Princeton. Co-author of AI Snake Oil; separates real from sold.
- @molly0xfffMolly White — crypto researcher and critic. The receipts account.
- @VitalikButerinVitalik Buterin — Ethereum co-founder. Writes essays, not price predictions.
Handles change and accounts move — if a link 404s, that's the internet, not us. Notice that nobody on this list posts entry signals.
None of these people, books, or sites are affiliated with AI Labs Coin, know we exist, or would necessarily be thrilled about it. They're here because they're good. That's the whole selection criteria.