"Uber for AGI. Airbnb for alignment. Theranos for fun."
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But you have it. This is a massive inefficiency and, frankly, a market failure. We intend to correct it.
Two technologies nobody fully understands, combined so that questions about one can be answered with jargon from the other. This is called a flywheel.
TAM: all money, plus money that doesn't exist yet, plus a conservative estimate of alien GDP. SAM: your money specifically. SOM: we already have it.
Product not found. But look at this deck. THIS is the product. You're using it right now. Engagement: 100%.
Up and to the right. Axes intentionally left blank (they were slowing us down). Y-axis available as a paid add-on for lead investors.
Every 2x2 in history has the presenter in the top right. Ours is no different. That's consistency.
Ex-FAANG (fired), ex-crypto (exited), ex-McKinsey (recovering), and the empty chair you've read about. Combined experience: 45 years of pivoting.
See our fully transparent tokenomics page. Do NOT press the audit button. Investor tip: never press audit buttons.
For "vibes infrastructure." Use of funds: 40% GPUs, 30% yacht (mobile office), 20% legal (proactive), 10% a Super Bowl ad that just says "gm."
We are the only startup honest enough to include a literal picture of the exit. Follow-on rounds available for investors who enjoyed being exited on.
Thank you. Wires only. No questions at this time (or any time).
Tip: arrow keys also work. So does wiring money for no reason, apparently.